Wednesday, October 31, 2007

A Quad Classic: Sarge's "What's New" with 46&2

BTW - Sarge Says "Hi"
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46&2 Loves the Quad

46&2 loves the Quad and says he tries to log on every day. He is especially impressed at how much smarter all the members of the Quad are than he is, "except that dude Sader", he says.

46&2 once killed a man in Etowah who disrespected the Sugar Hill Gang. After serving a short time in Atmore, he joined the Army where he could kill people without any punishment

"It was fun, but I got tired of it at times," he says. "After you've killed about 200-300 people, the thrill starts to ebb a bit." After the Army, he moved back to Alabama.

"Alabama was where I felt most comfortable. It stinks less than Mississippi."

When asked about his favorite Quad poster, he has a quick answer.

"Sarge," he said. "That guy is like a God to me...I worship him."

"Someday I hope to start a church where we do nothing but talk about how wonderful Sarge is."

Even as a relatively new Quad Poster, 46&2 has set posting records for most sheep pictures, most posts referencing Les Claypool, and most obscure LSD references.

Given 46&2's background, most posters don't realize just how thoughtful, intelligent, and caring he is.

"I like puppies, kittens, ABBA, flowers, backrubs, long bubble baths, stuff like that," he says.

"I want to work hard on getting more in touch with my feminine side - I often wonder what it's like to be a woman and to, you know, really contact that space in my own way."

Notes: 46&2 has three outside children and bad case of chlamydia.

46& 2 has been stoned at more than 45 different rock concerts, 15 tractor pulls, 7 football games, and 1 piano recital. Regarding this, he says, "Do what now?"

1 comment:

AlphaDog said...

It wasn't Forrest City, it was Atmore - the Everest of Alabama penal sportswriting.

Please get your facts straight.