Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Grievances

My Sister: Honestly, I am disgusted over the fact that I came from the same womb as you did. You truly are a load that Daddy should have shot into a steaming pile of cow shit because that is exactly what you are.

Words like gutter-slut and hussy and strumpet and whore are too good for you. I will simply call you Bush Pig.

You are just nasty. A boot-licking-cock-craving-bush-pig-whore. You are the Britney Spears panty crust of society.

You slept with a homeless guy! How does someone even get to that point in their life? You are a mother of 3 kids. You arent supposed to act like a coked out Lindsey Lohan.

Our parents have been making excuses for you since you were a kid. We all know that you almost died, and maybe that brush with death did affect your brain in some way, but that in no way gives you the right to live you life like you do. Its not brain damage that is causing you to shoot yourself up with God knows what.

Newflash for you: A meth lab is not a home....its a damn meth lab. And that ditch donkey you are married to is the caucasian version of Mike Tyson.

Yes, you do need to go to rehab.......again. And, yes, the world would be better off if you were to drowned in a pool of whale urine.

Quad Posters Who E-mailed Rodney Thinking The Quad Was Ending: Not much to say here other than you are all a bunch of imbecilic twits. I, Stump Jones, posted that. When has anyone, especially Quad posters, believed anything I have ever posted? You deserve to be hit in the face with a lumberjack chain and shit on by that mangy big foot that is all over the tv right now.

Props To BK23 for stepping up her battle with glen curtis:

There once was a man named Glen Curtis

All us ladies were afraid he would hurt us.

His closeted ways

Made him want us to pay

For being unable to serve us.


His boasts and his bragging did puzzle

For no women did WE see him nuzzle

And due to his stature

We thought it more natural

That he'd rather suck on a gun muzzle


A man crush he did have on a lineman

And admittedly he was a fine one

For riding the pine

And toeing the line

When his linesman was being a hymen


To this bag of douche please raise your glass

For no one is quite in his class

In sitting out games

And dropping big names

In smallness of size

He's no big surprise

He picks on the ladies

To much protesting maybe?

He is what he loves and that's ass.


Nicely done.

ricksteel: Did I sleep with your wife or are you just another lowly member of the TI society that longs to be me? Do you really think you are gaining anything by attacking me?

Honestly, you really don't deserve the thought I have given you already. I am better than you. You know that and I know that. Just accept it and move on with your sorry existence.



Roll Tide

1 comment:

DJC said...

Can you post the "fake email" here that had folks thinking the quad would get shut down? I missed it on TI...Thanks.